Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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