a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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