am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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