this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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