Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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