I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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