Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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