I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
