"it" just moved
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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