I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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