don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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