before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i think i scared a bird with my dick
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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