what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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