so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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