You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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