then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize