So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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