Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Randomize
