i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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