After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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