i was rollin on her like bob the builder
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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