the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
you inspire me to be a worse person
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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