im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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