told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
My vagina is very pro this idea
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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