Duck Duck Cougar?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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