question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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