you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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