everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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