I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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