Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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