I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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