Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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