i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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