what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Two words: nipple clamps
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