Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Randomize
