Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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