First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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