so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
