we have pet lesbian snakes
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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