I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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