Don't make out with my wife yet
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
PANTIES FOUND
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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