Cold hands, warm shart.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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