I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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