Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
