At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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