Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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