Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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