my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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