We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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