its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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