East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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