It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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