Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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