She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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