I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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